IN METROID YOU PLAY AS A DRAGON DUNKEY SKIN

IN METROID YOU PLAY AS A DRAGON DUNKEY SKIN

Wiz: And should Ridley's skin not be enough, he has different forms such as his Meta Ridley form which cybornizes his body, and when he taps into Phazon, he becomes a more powerful form Omega Ridley.īoomstick: And even without their abilites, Ridley is a master in the durability department where he survived this. Wiz: Uh, it is supposed to do that and are you sure you built that thing right.īoomstick: Yup, give it some time and it'll b-, (Mecha Boomstick's head comes off resulting a explosion), Noooooooooo!īoomstick then does a dramatic sobbing sound.

Mecha Boomstick then blows steam out of it's ears. Wiz: And Ridley has access to Phazon, a dangerous virus which can kill anything and he somehow learend to merge with Phazon to become more powerful and can resist the side effects such as mind control, corruption, poison, and pretty much all the side effects their is to Phazon.īoomstick: And Ridley is strong enough to survive being bured to bones, and he is very smart for a insanic dragon, he is very good at computers and shit, and he even made a robot clone of himself, and i spent time working on a robot of my own called Mecha Boomstick. Wiz: Ridley possesses immense strength, speed when he can keep up with Samus which she has FTL reactions and speeds, and durability and can use his claws and even his razor sharp tail to make deadly attacks upon his foes, and is capable of speech.īoomstick: And he can breathe fire, drop bombs, summon homing missiles, be immune to gravity manipulation and even breath goddamn plasma, and he can fly. Wiz: And without warning, Samus tried to befriend the monster, and seen multiple times we all know what happened.īoomstick: Not friendship, just plain murder but Samus escaped and in the future they'll fight in a deadly rematch to venge the death of her parents Wiz: Samus Aran, not only a bounty hunter, but a legend, but beneath the helment lies a dark past.īoomstick: You see, when Samus was a child, a group known as the Space Pirates attacked a science place and the leader was a pterodactyl dragon alien called Ridley. Wiz: And it's our job to analize their Weapons, Armor and Skill to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE! Rool, the krazy kroc and rival to DK and Diddly, he's Wiz and i'm Boomstick. Wiz: Like with Ridley, the cunning God of Death and rival to Samus Aran.īoomstick: And King K. Wiz: And yes, Pirates come in different shapes and sizes, and good or evil.īoomstick: But today we got 2 of the most evil pirates in the ring today. (*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)īoomstick: Back in my days when i was a kid, i used to play Pirates with my friends non-stop.

In metroid you play as a dragon dunkey